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Post by Tiggerwoos on May 12, 2006 11:50:24 GMT
Do you talk to your pets and do they answer back?
If so, do you have deep and meaningful conversations with them, or is it.... Here puss puss, have some dinner?
I keep asking my lot about the state of the economy and I get lots of meows back! ;D
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Post by bobbywomble on May 12, 2006 15:09:15 GMT
you wanna stay off them home made f*gs tiggs
i talk to the cat she understand me you know she cant get the hang of making tea though
the womble is training the cat to make a brew
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Post by fezzarooooo on May 12, 2006 15:10:55 GMT
I talk to them, sing (badly) to them, dance with them and play kitty banjo with them (much to hubby's dismay!). If I accidentally trip on them I apologize, I praise Angus for chasing all those bad birdies out of our garden from his run and when I've lost something I ask them where it is and they either go sit on/beside the place where it is or I remember straight after asking, probably because they're sending me psychic messages lol. I've tried talking to them about such issues as the economy but they say they don't do politics!
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Post by tabitha on May 12, 2006 21:06:01 GMT
I talk to Arn all the time. I read to him, sing the Arnie Boy song to him which is "Arn, Arn, your built like a barn, your round and soft and cuddly and we call you Arn". He likes that sung at quite a high pitch. In fact Arn is the only person I talk to at the moment. No one else listens *sobs dramatically*.
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Post by fezzarooooo on May 12, 2006 21:55:49 GMT
*sobs with tabitha*
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Post by Tiggerwoos on May 12, 2006 23:22:24 GMT
Aww poor Tabs....... We all listen.... Even if we do give daft advice! I do like your poem though.
How do you play kitty banjo Feral. I play kitty weight training with Gizmo and she purrs loudly!
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Post by lydiasorrow on May 12, 2006 23:38:46 GMT
Am I the only one with a dog? *feels left out*
My cats live in belgium! *cries* With my pony, my fish, one of my dogs and my deer.
I sing a lot to my dog Angel though. I talk to her too, but when I talk to her about another animal she chuffs.
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Post by fezzarooooo on May 13, 2006 9:55:06 GMT
Aaww lydia, I'm sure you miss them a lot. KITTY BANJO INSTRUCTIONS; 1. Take one kitty. 2. Place at waist level, foot board of bed or back of armchair usually works well. 3. Stroke kitty until he lifts his tail. 4. Hold kitty's tail with one hand and strum invisible banjo strings on kitty's body while making appropriate 'waaaawwww waaaw waaaaaaaaaaaaww' noises. Fun for both kitty and mummy, extremely disturbing to hubby
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Post by Tiggerwoos on May 13, 2006 11:31:08 GMT
Lydia, we have 2 dogs.... Yay for dogs, as well as the cats so you aren't left out!
Feral, you are as deeply derranged as I am!!! (Mental piccie of Feral playing cat to We all live on a yellow submarine!)
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Post by tabitha on May 13, 2006 18:10:24 GMT
*makes appointment at appropriate mental institution to house the Feral one*.
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gizmo
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Post by gizmo on May 14, 2006 23:55:28 GMT
Meow, puuuuuurrrrrr, thrrrrrrrrrrruup! I talk to the two footed slaves all the time!
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Post by tabitha on May 15, 2006 14:14:21 GMT
Gizzy your chin is so cute
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gizmo
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Post by gizmo on May 16, 2006 11:50:48 GMT
Why, thankyou Mrs Twofoot. I am frequently told how cute I am, not that I'm vain or anything. When are you sending Arnie Boy round for a candlelit dinner beside the fire with me. Have been waiting for weeks for him or Seymour to show up!
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Seymour
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PRRRRRRRRP!!!
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Post by Seymour on May 16, 2006 18:49:13 GMT
Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-om!!!!
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Post by bobbywomble on May 16, 2006 23:06:12 GMT
seymore you been eating them brillo pads again hence the strange uncat like voice ;D
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Post by tabitha on May 17, 2006 6:58:48 GMT
Sorry Gizmo, Seymour has been very bad lately, doing things like sneaking into the cabinet in the bathroom and shredding all the toilet paper, and biting Daisy on the back of the neck and trying to hump her (she's a pit bull). He's got to be tutored very soon... Shagging a pitbull Blimey, thats a brave cat!!!
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Post by tabitha on May 17, 2006 7:00:48 GMT
Why, thankyou Mrs Twofoot. I am frequently told how cute I am, not that I'm vain or anything. When are you sending Arnie Boy round for a candlelit dinner beside the fire with me. Have been waiting for weeks for him or Seymour to show up! Gizmo Im packing Arnie Boy into a large box now. Hes all yours. He woke me up at 2.00 in the morning and wouldnt stop dribbling on me, coupled with which he has dug all my new plants and herbs up and crapped on them. Im sending him to your new house by courier.
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gizmo
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Post by gizmo on May 17, 2006 12:17:41 GMT
Heyyyyyyyyyy.......... Seymour and Arnie Boy sound like my kind of cats. Sooooooooo much trouble, but so much fun! Will have to try those tricks you mentioned Fauxmage and Tabi on my two footeds. They would love me even more! Seymour....... How do you say "MOOM?" I keep trying to say it, but all I can say is "moo" and all the other cats think I am a cow now! This is how all cats should talk to their slaves! www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php
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mel
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Post by mel on May 26, 2006 12:07:41 GMT
I am always talking to ween a ween I get more sense sometimes than talking to my partner! She talks to me in the morning when I am sat on the loo,it is like she is worshiping me!! When I come in from work I say hello Ween and she says hello back. I can ask her questions like "does my bum look big in this" and she always replies "of course not" Just what a girl needs!!
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