|
Post by bobbywomble on Mar 13, 2006 16:25:31 GMT
HI i was thinking yesterday about what was missing from tiggers forum and have figured out what it is AN EVERYTHING VEGAN AGONY UNCLE a bit like dear deidre from the sun!! so here i am tell me your problems and i will help you ;D (nothing too boring mind you !!) post them in confidence only i (and every other member and any guests) can see them i am fully licenced i have the following a dog licence a driving licence and even a telly licence so come on you lot tell me your gossip (ooopps i ment problems) the womble is listening
|
|
|
Post by tabitha on Mar 13, 2006 21:00:43 GMT
Lol you are funny Womble. Can you come and do my ironing and muck the rabbit out please p.s. he bites ;D
|
|
|
Post by astrocat on Mar 14, 2006 5:42:30 GMT
;D ah ! ah ! Just what i need right now. I've been up blabbering to an awesome vegan guy-friend of mine all night, and today we were talking about perplexing puzzles and optical illusions. As such, one of the most agonisingly mind-bending things we discussed was this amazingly painfully ridiculous triangle puzzle - It hurts my brain ! It is truly agonising but it appeals to my masochistic pursuit of the logic hidden within it. I've started getting the general idea of how to solve it but then got stuck ;D kyaaaa ! it hurts, it hurts ! So please Agony Womble , can you give me your take on this puzzle please ?
|
|
|
Post by Wabbit on Mar 14, 2006 8:13:30 GMT
ahhhhhhhhhhh LOL I hate those things lol given up on the pursuits of such mind-torturers long ago but looks so pretty lol... how to explain that space... well think would be good to calculate surfaces of each og those figures & maybe construct them with paper & see what happens when you change the orientation... I used to be good in solving them but my mathe-schematic skills have been dorment for too many years now LOL zzzzzzzzz
Let us know oh master Womble-of-da-agony-brain-puzzles ;D If I can think of those things I needed research upon & couldn't find, I'll add to your brain tasks... thanx LOL
|
|
|
Post by bobbywomble on Mar 14, 2006 15:33:54 GMT
ok first come first served tabby the magic womble shall share his wisdom .... (the magic womble is blooming knackered since the alarm went off at 0330 this morning for work ) i suspect your request for the ironing to be done is not really that you dont want to do it but you dont find it challenging enough... Well the womble has the answer what you need to do is try doing the ironing in a different more challenging way...... this link may help www.natives.co.uk/news/2002/0502/08iron.htmi hope to be seeing you on the website as a fully paid up member in the near future ;D now bungle this is the easy bit all you need is a leaf blowing machine and some oven gloves use the oven gloves to catch the bunny (genius see he can bite you in oven gloves) and the leaf blower/sucker machine will make the job of cleaning him/her out a pleasure... (word to the wise... do make sure you remove bunny before turning on the sucker machine lol) so there you have it all your problems solved in no time at all hurrah i hear you cry ;D all in a days work for the magic womble
|
|
|
Post by bobbywomble on Mar 14, 2006 15:48:53 GMT
now then astrocat ;D the answer to your dilema is a simple one for awsome power of the magic womble you will need the two pics you sent me in front of you An Explanation... The reason that people sometimes find this puzzling is because they start off making an assumption. Often they don't even realise they have made this assumption. The assumption is that we are comparing two triangles, and that they each have the same area. Certainly a quick inspection - helped by the grid - is that the 'triangles' are 13 squares across, and five squares high, and they kind of look the same. ;D In fact the top triangle is not a triangle at all, it is a quadrilateral. If you look closely along the line of the hypotenuse (the diagonal), you will see that it is not quite straight, it is slightly concave. Why? Well, the dark green triangle is 5 squares across, and 2 squares high. The red triangle is 3 squares high, and should be 7.5 squares across for the hypotenuse to have the same angle to the horizontal. In fact the red triangle is 8 squares across, and the angle of the hypotenuse is slightly shallower that that of the green triangle. Which is why the hypotenuse is not a straight line, when you look closely. The bottom 'triangle' is not a triangle either, it is also a quadrilateral, but now the hypotenuse is slightly convex, since the position of the red and green triangles is now reversed. The area of the two 'triangles' is actually the same, since it is made up of the same pieces. But because the lower 'triangle' has a 'hypotenuse' that is actually convex, this extra area is the equivalent of one square, which is why the lower shape has a missing square. Mathematical solution sent in by a visitor to the Grand Illusions web site Kim Westh, who describes himself as a Danish Viking, sent in the following explanation, which will be of interest to the mathematicians among you The two triangles do not have the same proportions. So the first image may appear as a triangle, but is in fact a quadrilateral. When you do a little calculation (let's say the grid-unit is centimeters), the quadrilateral (the real thing) obtain the area of : 5 cm * 2 cm * 0,5 + 8 cm * 3 cm * 0,5 + 7 cm2 + 8 cm2 = 32 cm2 and below the octahedron obtain exactly the same area; the hole is just a way of explaining the illusion. the dark-green triangle partition (rectangular), has an angle of : arctan (0,40) = 21,801° the red triangle partition (also rectangular), has an angle of : arctan (0,375) = 20,556° We hereby conclude that the intersection between the dark-green and the red triangle, is not a straight line, but two lines, presented with an outside angle of 181,245° - and this appears as one line. The hole (let's call this A) is obviously 1 cm2. The womble is truely a proper brainbox and no mistake astrocat thank you for the challenging puzzle im glad the magic womble was able to solve all your problems (modesty a speciallity)in one swoop leap tall buildings, fire a raging inferno, save a kitten from a tree , etc etc
|
|
|
Post by bobbywomble on Mar 14, 2006 15:54:40 GMT
mr veganwabbit esq glad to know you have faith in the magic womble keep the faith
|
|
|
Post by bobbywomble on Mar 16, 2006 20:03:26 GMT
the magic womble is here and waiting for more gossip(oopps) ahem i ment confidential problems come on squirrel you know it makes sense
|
|
|
Post by tabitha on Mar 17, 2006 20:14:18 GMT
Dearest Womble. Thanks to you my ironing is done and my rabbit is spotless. I am raising my glass of wine in your general direction. Heres to you, Mr. Bobbywomble
|
|
|
Post by bobbywomble on Apr 3, 2006 8:54:41 GMT
jolly good show
|
|
|
Post by Gliondrach on Apr 12, 2006 22:13:13 GMT
Dear Uncle Womble,
I don't want to give my real name in case anyone recognises me. So I will use the name Anon.
I need help. Everyone hates me. I have no friends. I try to chat up women but they just laugh at me. I feel that people are whispering about me and plotting to cheat me. I don't know who to turn to. How can I change my life so that people like me? How can I trick women into thinking that I am a warm and senstive man?
Yours in hope,
Martin.
|
|
|
Post by bobbywomble on Apr 13, 2006 10:16:44 GMT
Hi martin (ooopps note to self tippex out his name later) Anon all questions are confidential and private as you would expect from a professional agony uncle i only ever discuss it with other members, workmates , the blokes down the pub , neighbours & the bus driver on the way to work .... so rest assured your in good hands I have spent a long time laughing (ooopps tippex again ) i ment pondering about your dilemma its a toughie and no mistaking however the magic womble is here there is an up side to it all if indeed everyone does hate you and women laugh at you you can rest assured you dont suffer with paranoia !!! (WOW that must be a relief) it sounds to me that an image change is in order did nobody tell you that "high karate aftershave" is out of date? have you tired wearing a chest wig (it attracts the women like catnip trust me) if you dont have one try here www.sillyjokes.co.uk/dress-up/wigs/chest-wig.htmltrust me martin the women will be swooning at you wearing that bad boy!!!!! MAGIC WOMBLE TOP TIP a good place to meet the ladies is at the gala bingo if you wait until the end of the night to pounce you can pick the ones that win, then they will even have enough dosh to pay for the chips on the way home.... RESULT now the no friends bit the womble way to win friends and infulence people you need to stand out from the crowd and put yourself out there ;D i suggest a bold yet (AHEM) tastefull statement the main thing is you need to be hip and trendy and streetwise heres a picture for reference as you can see this man is hip trendy and has loads of mates however there is always the down side to it and you can try too hard as this chap found out to his peril so there you are martin (there i go again ) Anon ive given you all the tools so get that chest wig on, and get yourself down to the bingo ;D ;D ;D let me know how you get on the magic womble ;D ;D
|
|
|
Post by Gliondrach on Apr 13, 2006 19:33:48 GMT
Thanks, Uncle Womble.
I knew you would find a solution to my problems. I have sent a postal order for the chest wig. Do I wear it over my own chest hair or should I shave off my chest hair first? The hair I have now protrudes over the top of my shirt and is very black and curly. It looks as if I am wearing a scarf. I'm not known as The Bear for nothing. That suit, that the popular man is wearing, is a similar tartan to the kilt I normally wear. About the bingo, I have been barred from every bingo joint in town. Accusations of insider trading and wandering hands. I think I will adapt your idea and try to pick up some chicks at the gym. There, I can parade my new chest wig. Once again, thanks for your help.
Regards,
|
|
|
Post by horselesspaul on Apr 14, 2006 11:17:55 GMT
When I try to record for more than 2 hours at 24/192 in Pro Tools, it crashes. Any thoughts? Also, what should I do about Condoleeza Rice?
|
|
|
Post by bobbywomble on Apr 14, 2006 13:03:57 GMT
now then martin..... aha now you tell me the full story you see the magic womble needs as much info as possible to completely help you on your way to self inprovement. now you see wearing a kilt will mean your friends become a distant memory for two reasons i have listed below. 1) its a kilt . 2)your tendancy to do handstands. the combination of the above results in what psychologists and wombles call billynomatesobia its a latin word for a rare condition with sometimes imbarressing side effects. celebrity sufferers are jeremy beadle, keith chegwin & andy peters so you are not alone... chest wigs... ;D personally i think shaving before putting the chest wig on is mandatory, do you remember the school nurse ripping of a band aid quickly, so it didnt hurt so much well imagine the pain of the chest wig being ripped off (nipples an all) (unless your a bit pervy and like that kind of thing) people pay good money for that sort of thing in some places (ahem so im told you understand) BINGO if your banned from the bingo you could try the gym. there is one in southend with a resident shut in mad woman who lives there, you could try that one, but make sure you bring cake or you could get to know a dumbbell intimately. you have been warned ;D good luck the magic womble
|
|
|
Post by bobbywomble on Apr 14, 2006 13:19:19 GMT
now young mr paul without dobin the magic womble is here to help you have come to the right place with your question you see many years ago i workied in a radio station editing jingles and adverts a converting music to mp3 from source until i jumped ship to my present employment i need to know what system you are using and if it up to the job are you using a M, LE or TDM powered system however i can in the meantime help you with your other problem just click the link below, and all your problems will be sorted by the great magic womble (modesty a speciality : the best bit is it will only set you back 60 notes lovely jubbly and it makes all the noises and everything cgi.ebay.co.uk/Handmade-Brand-New-Rocking-Horse-PLUTO-with-SOUND_W0QQitemZ6046273548QQcategoryZ19024QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItemhope to see you posting with your new name i suggest paulonlinewithmehorse condiliza rice this to is a mear drop in the ocean for the great magic womble its a simple answer to your question ;D take a pack of condoleeza rice and stand in hot water for the duration of the war and serve with a wet lettuce the finished dish should look something like this ;D cheers the magic womble the womble is online in his speedos
|
|
|
Post by horselesspaul on Apr 14, 2006 15:52:02 GMT
Thanks for the sage advice, Oh Womble. Your insight helped me fix my PT problem (PT 7 HD3Accel Apogee Rosetta 800 x-Card G5 2Ghz Dual 4Gb Ram). I have put the Rice on to boil.
Cheers, Px
I used to have a horse and cart until some b*stard nicked it, hence the name. Since I haven't lived on the road for 10 years a horse it not appropriate, but thanks anyway.
|
|
|
Post by bobbywomble on Apr 15, 2006 10:27:33 GMT
your welcome young jedi thats what the magic womble is here for
what did you use the horse and cart for??? whatever it was for it sounds cool
the womble looks good in a cowboy hat and spurs
|
|
|
Post by Tiggerwoos on Apr 20, 2006 0:17:41 GMT
Dear Womble
Please can you fix it for me.......... No no no, that doesn't sound right, sonds more like Jimmy Saville on Jim'll Fix It!
I have a problem tonight after subjecting myself to too many fruits and veggies.
I have developed wind and the cats don't want to know me any more....... In fact they've all run away sob sob.
Could you please fix it for me to rid myself of this terrible affliction, before all my animals turn against me.
Yours, in anticipation
Miss Windy Pops!
|
|
|
Post by chenli on Apr 20, 2006 0:20:29 GMT
Dear Mr. Womble
How do you wombles have sex? Doggy style? Or the other style that humans normally do?
Kind regards,
Pussy Galore.
|
|