dear miss windy pops
hmm i can imagine your dilemma could be quite amusing (ooopps) sorry i ment embarressing
but dont worry the magic womble is here to help ;D
personally i can understand if the cats run a mile if your dropping a brown cloud every five seconds.
no one likes to be in a lift with a phantom farter, let alone a flatmate with a bum that smells worse than a camels jockstrap
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my advice is to have some fun with it ,try getting on a bus and letting one go
or in the lift with lots of other people
slip one out and pretent you know the person next to you by saying
"you havent dropped one again have you"
WOMBLES TOP TIP ;D
go on the buckingham palace tour
get about three quaters of the way round and let one go that could stun a rhino
then you could be one of the few people to drop one in buckingham palace...
at home that night you could imagine the queen walking round the palace sniffing
turning round to prince phillip and saying "has one dropped there guts phillip"
"it smells like someones dropped a packet of dogs eggs in here
one is not amused" lol
hope this is helpfull to you
the magic womble ;D