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Post by veggiewoman on Sept 30, 2006 10:52:45 GMT
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006430098,00.html A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG. Zoran Nikolovic — dubbed Mr Jiggywinkle — claimed to be following the advice of a witch doctor when he injured himself on the animal’s pricks. The 35-year-old said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spine romance and added: “God knows what she will think of me. “I don’t know whether she’s more likely to dump me for being some kind of pervert or for being such an idiot.” He explained: “I was so ashamed to go to a normal clinic to discuss sexual problems that I was ready to try anything. When the voodoo man suggested having sex with a hedgehog I walked out. “But he guaranteed me total discretion and 100 per cent success so I decided to try it.” A hospital spokesman in Belgrade, Serbia, said: “The animal was apparently unhurt. The patient came off much worse from the encounter. “We have carried out similar operations before, but only on people who have been in accidents. “No one here has ever come across anything like it, and I doubt any of us ever will again.” A DOCTOR WRITES: Sun Health’s Dr Keith Hopcroft says: “It’s not a treatment I’d recommend — but it could cure premature ejaculation because he’ll probably never want sex again. “Men with this problem will find wearing two condoms more comfortable and effective.”
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Post by Wabbit on Sept 30, 2006 14:09:06 GMT
OMG ! I think this man should'v went vegan & allow his body get rid from toxins... then, need for a psychological follow up as to why he has premature ejaculation (main factor would be religion and/or sever? abscent sexual education, i believe) & then if it's impossible to cure, which i think is very rare, go be a priest, instead of cutting it like that !
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Post by applecrumble on Oct 1, 2006 6:05:31 GMT
I wouldn't recommend this, nor would I recommend using rhino horn, nor would I recommend using cocaine to slow down sensation.
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Post by applecrumble on Oct 1, 2006 6:06:19 GMT
"No one here has ever come across anything like it"
Well I hope not.
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Post by Wabbit on Oct 1, 2006 13:00:19 GMT
I had misunderstood the facts... I thought this man had sex with the hedghog & when he wasn't cured, he cut his willy ; but now I'v reread the article, I see he got wounded while trying to have sex with the hedghog... well, i think he got what he deserved, deranged to even consider it, yet along do it !
What's next ? got a headache, go have sex with a giraffe ?
When will humans stop thinking animals are here for our benefit to use & abuse as we see fit ?
It's time move on from these old paterns & all go VEGAN !
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Post by maisiepaisie on Oct 29, 2006 13:43:13 GMT
What's next ? got a headache, go have sex with a giraffe ? ROFL ;D OMG This thread is hilarious. The stupidity of human beings never ceases to amaze me ;D
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Post by Wabbit on Oct 29, 2006 14:30:40 GMT
isn't amazing ?! ;d silly hoomanns threads like this are a shrine to their stupidity untill some of them wake up & change ;d What's next ? got a headache, go have sex with a giraffe ? ROFL ;D OMG This thread is hilarious. The stupidity of human beings never ceases to amaze me ;D
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Post by rainbowchild on Sept 26, 2007 7:31:32 GMT
the fortean times have a book on wierd sex and its full of stuff like this
one guy used a delay spray on his willy and his wife was giving him a BJ - here jaws locked and she bit him very hard but she couldnt release the police were called in as he was screaming but he almost killed his wife as he was hitting her on the head with a saucepan as it was the nearest thing he could pick up while doing it in the kitchen
there was another where a couple liked to put his willy in a bread bun cover it in tomato sauce like a hot dog & she would eat it
sadly their pet dog though it was real & emergency surgery was needed
there was also lots of stories of daft guys going to petrol stations & using the tyre pump up their bums - ruslting in death
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Post by sluggie on Oct 9, 2007 19:35:14 GMT
I reckon it's because when the poor dears get excited all the blood is diverted from their brains to keep their little man standing to attention. I calculate that there is a 10% drop in a man's IQ for every inch of erect penis.
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Post by enchantress on Oct 9, 2007 19:37:31 GMT
I dread to think what Pobbit's IQ must plummet to when he has a hard on .
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Post by sluggie on Oct 9, 2007 20:18:51 GMT
Am I the only vegan in the Universe who hasn't seen Pobbit's Bobbit?
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Post by veggiesosage on Oct 9, 2007 20:24:52 GMT
I haven't ;D
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Post by sluggie on Oct 11, 2007 23:39:40 GMT
I think I know where to find it (ahem) but it's a very long thread (ahem).
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Post by veggiesosage on Oct 12, 2007 19:58:07 GMT
'Meh' ?
Ya teenager ;D
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Post by sluggie on Oct 12, 2007 22:46:28 GMT
Ok, I've now seen Pob's Knob. Forty-nine pages of tits and bums I had to look through to find it! Very nice Pob.
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Post by Chickpea on Nov 11, 2007 10:34:14 GMT
Let's have a look!!! where is it???
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