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Post by veggiewoman on May 20, 2007 16:16:01 GMT
A loud pounding on the door awakens a man and his wife at 3o'clock in the morning. The man gets up and goes to the door where a druken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance" , says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that ?" asked the wife .
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answeres.
"Did you help him?" she asks. "No I did not, it is 3 in the morning and it is pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory", says the wife. " Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him , and bedsides that, you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man groans, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He walks into the dark and rainy night, getting soaked. "Hello, are you still there?" , he calls.
"Yes", comes back teh answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband, water now pouring from his hair and face and soaking him through.
"Yes please!" come the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
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"Over here on the swings" replies the drunk !!!!
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Post by Anni on Jul 21, 2007 22:01:48 GMT
Hahahahahahahaha! I totally love it xx
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Post by fezzarooooo on Jul 22, 2007 11:06:36 GMT
lololol brilliant! ;D Thanks for that veggiewoman
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