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Post by Tiggerwoos on Sept 12, 2006 19:48:54 GMT
Just come accross this and had to share it with you all!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily, you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
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Post by fezzarooooo on Sept 13, 2006 11:54:47 GMT
Ooohh does my had smell funny? *gaggs* Thanks for that tigger, it's lightened my day considerbly
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Post by maisiepaisie on Sept 13, 2006 12:54:28 GMT
Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Where do they come up with this stuff? Women masturbate more than men? I don't think so
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Post by Pob on Sept 13, 2006 12:55:33 GMT
We are just more likely to wash our hands afterwards
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Post by enchantress on Sept 13, 2006 12:58:46 GMT
We are just more likely to wash our hands afterwards Well, it does tend to be messier when men do it . (Minxy is not a squirter. Whatever Pob may say ).
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Post by paul on Sept 13, 2006 13:00:01 GMT
ROLFL
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Post by Juice on Sept 13, 2006 13:08:05 GMT
Well, it does tend to be messier when men do it . not if you have a tissue nearby.
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Post by veganbikerboy on Sept 13, 2006 20:39:17 GMT
i was told they have the technology to add something to swimming pools so when somebody pees the water around them changes colour - directly pointing the finger i remember thinking that the over 60's swim would be more like a red arrow display ;D
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Post by maya on Sept 13, 2006 20:43:45 GMT
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Post by fezzarooooo on Sept 13, 2006 20:46:40 GMT
i remember thinking that the over 60's swim would be more like a red arrow display ;D PMSL you are a bad b*stard ;D
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Post by veganbikerboy on Sept 13, 2006 20:47:37 GMT
don't PMSL in the water, they'll know ;D
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Post by fezzarooooo on Sept 13, 2006 20:49:04 GMT
lolol *gaggs*
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Post by Limey on Sept 13, 2006 20:52:11 GMT
All the pool talk reminds me of the floaters we would occasionally see at the town pool where I swam/worked. *gags* Glad I never had to deal with them. My brother did, though. *snorts*
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sarah
Vegan Munchkin
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Post by sarah on Sept 15, 2006 3:54:27 GMT
Gross!
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