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Post by applecrumble on Oct 18, 2006 15:34:37 GMT
select experts expect an excess of incest sex in insects in sects in essex!
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Post by tabitha on Oct 18, 2006 15:39:02 GMT
select experts expect an excess of incest sex in insects in sects in essex! I know an insect who lives in Essex
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Post by applecrumble on Oct 18, 2006 15:42:53 GMT
a tongue twister.
is it vegan to do in dangerous insects?
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Post by applecrumble on Oct 18, 2006 15:54:16 GMT
This one rhymes better in Spanish but anyway, our hero,lorry driver Chuck, (think Chuck Norris ishurtling through Spain in his big rig when he sees by the roadside a hitchhiking nun. He screeches to a halt and she climbs in and off they go and soon they'r chatting away. In the hot sun the nun hitches up her robes a bit ,so seeing her calf Chuck starts asking her about what they do for fun in the nunnery and she giggles and says oh well you know... To cut a long story short he suggest they do it, she giggles and he squeals to a halt in a lay-by. But before he can get to it she says there's just one thing you know... When he asks she says well I have my vows, I have to stay a virgin, so we'll have to.. you know So Chuck says ok we'll do it from behind, and they do.
Soon they are on the road again and to stay awake in the hot sun Chuck starts singing to himself "My name is Chuck, I drive a great big truck, and boy I love to ****. And then he says "hey come on nunny, you sing too!" So his passenger sings "My name's Pasqual, I'm homo-sexual, I'm going to Carneval..."
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Post by applecrumble on Oct 30, 2006 11:09:23 GMT
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Post by tabitha on Oct 30, 2006 13:00:36 GMT
pmsl!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by applecrumble on Nov 6, 2006 22:06:06 GMT
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Post by applecrumble on Nov 6, 2006 22:10:16 GMT
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Post by applecrumble on Nov 6, 2006 22:13:47 GMT
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Post by Wabbit on Nov 7, 2006 23:29:27 GMT
am afaird that altho the concerpt is funny, the pic isn't... too sensitive for such images... almost made me puke :-&
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Post by Tiggerwoos on Nov 8, 2006 0:47:26 GMT
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Post by sluggie on Nov 9, 2006 13:38:55 GMT
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Post by tabitha on Nov 9, 2006 13:48:30 GMT
Omg!!! that is sooooo gorgeous. Little darlings!!!! ;D
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Post by Wabbit on Nov 9, 2006 13:52:38 GMT
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Post by puffin on Nov 9, 2006 14:11:06 GMT
So sweet while they are laughing, wouldnt want them all to be screaming at the same time
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Post by lydiasorrow on Nov 24, 2006 17:22:23 GMT
What's red and invisable?
No tomatoes.
I went to specsavers today, guess who I bumped into..
..everyone.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick..
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Post by maya on Nov 30, 2006 18:50:30 GMT
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane 10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore. 9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know. 8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding. 6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming! 5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory. 4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks! 2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.
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Post by Limey on Dec 1, 2006 0:37:14 GMT
Oh that makes me queasy just looking at them all. Think of when they'll be teenagers.
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Post by maya on Dec 12, 2006 20:08:43 GMT
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Post by tabitha on Dec 12, 2006 20:46:40 GMT
Yep. Thats me
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