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Post by bobbywomble on May 18, 2006 23:27:02 GMT
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"
Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him,ask him!"
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"
Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.
Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replies,"Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"
The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"
To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!"
The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"
To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?"
The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."
At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey f**ked a penguin, Dopey f**ked a penguin!"
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Post by fezzarooooo on May 19, 2006 8:38:40 GMT
LMAO! Bobby that's so norty!
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Post by tabitha on May 19, 2006 11:39:02 GMT
LMFAO. ok Womble you can stop now. It actually hurts to laugh now!!! ;D
We all enjoyed that one by the way.
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Post by veggiesosage on May 19, 2006 21:52:19 GMT
That was a very large classic ;D
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Post by bobbywomble on May 21, 2006 9:40:55 GMT
try this one then This little boy woke up three nights in a row because he kept hearing thumping noises coming from his parent's room. He finally approached his mom and said, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." The boy says, "That won't work." His mom asks, "Why?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
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Post by bobbywomble on May 21, 2006 9:44:39 GMT
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
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Post by tabitha on May 21, 2006 10:12:50 GMT
Excellent Bobbywomble ;D ;D ;D
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Post by tabitha on May 21, 2006 13:40:42 GMT
Ewww thats gross Womble!!
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Post by saucyvegan on May 21, 2006 13:42:33 GMT
lol
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Post by bobbywomble on May 21, 2006 13:43:20 GMT
rofl made me laugh
the things people do to be famous rofl
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Post by maya on May 26, 2006 19:41:55 GMT
Ok! Here goes! Tabs say this three times fast!
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye. Stupid tongue twister but made me laugh anyway!
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Post by tabitha on May 26, 2006 19:49:56 GMT
You bin drinking tonight girly? ;D We have a drinking thread Maya - have you seen it "at the bar" its called.
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Post by maya on May 26, 2006 19:57:01 GMT
Naw, not today babe, but after my vacation ended I am starting to wonder about myself. I'll be checking that thread out. Cant leave you and Veggie in there by yourself!!! You bin drinking tonight girly? ;D We have a drinking thread Maya - have you seen it "at the bar" its called.
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Post by bobbywomble on Aug 30, 2006 21:07:38 GMT
First-year students at MedSchoolwere receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
" Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turnssticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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Post by maya on Oct 12, 2006 20:00:16 GMT
Thisone is for you Tabi.. ;D Made me laugh anyway.
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Post by tabitha on Oct 12, 2006 20:02:19 GMT
pms!!! Thanks Maya ;D ;D
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Post by maya on Oct 12, 2006 20:09:23 GMT
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Post by Wabbit on Oct 12, 2006 20:32:41 GMT
maya, we just had 10 minutes crack up thankx to that link ;d
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Post by Wabbit on Oct 12, 2006 20:48:20 GMT
i'm still lmao over here, reading all those jokes
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Post by applecrumble on Oct 16, 2006 16:33:55 GMT
A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one.
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