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Post by bobbywomble on Jun 6, 2006 13:51:20 GMT
how do you know that ??
( draws bedroom curtians)
the pink flamingo club is a reputable establishment (however i have never been there )
robador barrington rumpelstiltskin wombleington st john smyth the 3rd
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Post by fezzarooooo on Jun 6, 2006 14:28:01 GMT
Oh womble you've such a bad memory, sure you accidentally picked up my thigh boots on the way out, they really should abolish that no shoes on the cherrywood floors rule, it always starts a fight at leaving time *sighs*... although the fact that mine are a size 4 and yours are a size 13 should have alerted you to the fact they wouldn't fit.
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Post by bobbywomble on Jun 7, 2006 9:48:50 GMT
bugger back to the frogman flippers it is then but im keeping them lovely boots incase the nhs start doing foot shrinking operations!!!
the womble is on the waiting list
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Post by Pob on Jun 7, 2006 11:57:03 GMT
2-3 times a day usually. Sometimes less, but then make up for it then next day Tends to be a bit sloppy if I have eaten onions or peppers - even cooked they tend to clear me out somewhat. Overall much better than when I was an omni, though. And certainly much better than when I was an omni that smoked and drank coffee.
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Post by bobbywomble on Jun 7, 2006 13:02:42 GMT
there you go well done pob your now an official womble certified member of the forum
the womble is of to lay a brown trout!!!
the womble can see tabitha peeking through the curtians trying to go unnoticed but reading the posts and pretending she doesnt like that sort of thing ;D
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Post by veggiesosage on Jun 7, 2006 14:57:06 GMT
I think I'm finally brave enough to post this link on the forum. Its not really anything to do with veganism but its about some kind of 'internal cleansing' therapy so its here or the 'alternative therapies' thread. And I reckon people have got stronger stomachs here. A warning. I cannot emphasise enough how gag inducing this is, so if you're a bit prone to a bit of a gag at the mere mention a little poopoo you're best off passing straight over it. However, if you are feeling strong stomached and you do have a look, just laugh at the way these idiots are actually using this to SELL their product, when any right thinking person should run screaming. Are you ready? Here you go then.... www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.htmlOh yes, and a round of applause for anyone who can think of the flaw in the plan.
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Post by Pob on Jun 7, 2006 15:07:49 GMT
The big flaw is you don't get all the fun of shoving coffee up your bum. ;D
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Post by fezzarooooo on Jun 7, 2006 15:18:38 GMT
Ya know veggie much that I enjoy talking about pooping I think I'll give you're link a miss, just in case lol
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Post by RedWellies on Jun 7, 2006 15:21:05 GMT
Looks suspiciously like they all own exactly the same toilet. Hmmm, do we believe in coincidences??
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Post by tabitha on Jun 7, 2006 17:27:16 GMT
Typical flipping Womble. One day back and hes already on the cr*pper. Thank you for that detailed analysis Pob! Are you and Womble related in some way? Red, Im disgusted with you. Bye the way, Im not in this thread, I have got a friend to write this
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Post by rubes on Jun 7, 2006 20:15:05 GMT
Veggie, where on earth did you get that link from - it's awful!!! And why, oh why, oh why do they all spread it out over the toilet rim?? *Bleurghhhhhhh*
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Post by fezzarooooo on Jun 7, 2006 20:43:06 GMT
Arrrggggggghhhhhh rubes TMI!!!! lolol
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Post by rubes on Jun 7, 2006 20:48:58 GMT
Oops, sorry Feral!!
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Post by fezzarooooo on Jun 7, 2006 20:52:33 GMT
It's ok rubes my smite powers won't work for a while yet I say s mite powers womble
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Post by rubes on Jun 7, 2006 20:59:44 GMT
It's ok rubes my smite powers won't work for a while yet I say s mite powers womble Phew *wipes brow* thank heavens for that - I'm basking in the glow of double figures at the mo! ;D Feral, you say that as though the womble would deliberately miscontrue your smite ;D
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Post by Tiggerwoos on Jun 7, 2006 21:01:53 GMT
Has anyone ever had the pleasure of having a colonic done?
Now that is fun!
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Post by veggiesosage on Jun 7, 2006 23:28:20 GMT
Has anyone ever had the pleasure of having a colonic done? Thought you had a hosepipe ban where you live? ;D
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Post by Juice on Aug 21, 2006 17:00:11 GMT
Since becoming vegan, I can count on going #2 exactly 5 minutes after getting out of bed. Sometimes it'll make an extra visit during the day.
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Post by veggiesosage on Aug 21, 2006 22:11:20 GMT
Don't be 10 mins late out of bed then
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Post by Juice on Aug 21, 2006 22:25:21 GMT
yeah, I think that would kill morning sex too.
(oh. wait. lack of partner already kills that. excuse me while I take another shit.)
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