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Post by sweetnessandlight on Aug 21, 2006 16:58:43 GMT
I am a wondrous thing, woman's delight handy in the home; No-one suffers at my hands except for my slayer. I grow very tall, erect in a bed, my root is rather hairy. The haughty girl sometimes has courage to clasp me, rushes my redness, takes my head, and stows me in her stronghold. She who confined me remembers our meetiung - wet is her eye.
as usual pm me if you think you've got it...
Special riddle for Limey:
I miaow a lot, but do not bark I sleep a lot but kill mice in the dark.
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Post by Limey on Aug 21, 2006 17:17:48 GMT
Special riddle for Limey: I miaow a lot, but do not bark I sleep a lot but kill mice in the dark. You're just begging for rotten American fruit!!! And it's spelled meow, not miaow. You deranged half-a$$ Italian cat.
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Post by sweetnessandlight on Aug 21, 2006 17:26:21 GMT
Enchantress was the first! ;D After less than 30 bloody minutes! Also Lavender :-)
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Post by sweetnessandlight on Aug 25, 2006 11:14:41 GMT
no-one else likes my riddle
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Purity
Vegan Munchkin
Posts: 60
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Post by Purity on Aug 26, 2006 17:33:12 GMT
It can't possibly be what I think it is ;D
When do we get the answer sweetness and light?
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Post by sweetnessandlight on Aug 28, 2006 20:55:57 GMT
OK you snotty lot, I am giving you the answer... It's nothing rude - you filthy minded sewer dwellers! It's just a good ole fashioned vegan favourite - an onion!
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Post by veggiesosage on Aug 28, 2006 21:20:46 GMT
Which one,Limey's or the main one
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Post by fezzarooooo on Aug 28, 2006 21:22:25 GMT
Htf is an onion handy in the home?
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Post by sweetnessandlight on Aug 28, 2006 22:36:51 GMT
Htf is an onion handy in the home? for cooking? Limey's riddle was, erm, a cat...
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Post by veggiesosage on Aug 28, 2006 22:39:24 GMT
S+L, if thats your description of an onion, you should be working in advertising mate ;D
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Post by Limey on Aug 29, 2006 2:35:10 GMT
Htf is an onion handy in the home? My thoughts exactly. And how is an onion a woman's delight? And I certainly don't do those things with an onion the way you described. I'm harsh with my onions. Peel the d@mn skin and start hacking away.
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Post by paul on Aug 29, 2006 2:40:44 GMT
thats where i have been going wrong all these years,
love affection great love making not good anuf, i should have brought my gf a onion ;D
thanks for the tip s&l ;D
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Post by Pob on Aug 29, 2006 9:14:15 GMT
They don't make me cry - I keep em in the fridge so they are too cold to sting my eyes.
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Post by fezzarooooo on Aug 29, 2006 9:58:38 GMT
It may be a handy cooking ingredient but it's certainally not handy in the home *tisk*
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Post by Pob on Aug 29, 2006 10:02:35 GMT
Does it not work like garlic as a treatment for UTIs?
* Shoves a handful of onions down Feral's kecks *
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