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Post by maya on Oct 3, 2006 19:25:50 GMT
For all you Fabulous single folks out there. Here is mine ;D We don't have to wash their smelly socks and skiddy underwear.
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Post by maisiepaisie on Oct 3, 2006 19:30:28 GMT
I never have to watch football and don't have to share my car with a boy racer anymore ;D
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Post by maya on Oct 3, 2006 19:35:01 GMT
I can buy as many shoes as I want with no judgemnt!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!
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Post by maisiepaisie on Oct 3, 2006 19:41:05 GMT
I can buy as many shoes as I want with no judgemnt!!! Yay!!!!!!!!! And clothes too!! When my ex left I bought loads of plants (which he never let me have), I ripped out the sh*tty cupboards he said we had to keep and I painted the house in all the colours I wanted which he said no too. Now I can play my music loud and don't have to listen to the rubbish he listens to. Thanks for this thread Maya, its made me realise being single isn't so bad after all
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Post by fezzarooooo on Oct 3, 2006 19:48:20 GMT
There's more room in the wardrobes, bathroom etc for all your new buys. Complete control over the remote. No toenail clippings round the floor. Whole bed to yourself. No snoring keeping you awake. No wakening up in the night because of foul odours. House easier to keep tidy/clean.
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Post by maya on Oct 3, 2006 19:50:33 GMT
Thank you Miss! We don't have anyone saying 'you're not going to wear that, are you?'
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Post by fezzarooooo on Oct 3, 2006 19:53:43 GMT
You're welcome Makes it easier to run off with Gerard, Joaquin etc when we bump in to them down the supermarket ;D
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Post by maya on Oct 3, 2006 19:57:42 GMT
I can walk around with a mask on my face.... And nobody gives me strange looks or off comments.
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Post by maisiepaisie on Oct 3, 2006 20:26:12 GMT
Makes it easier to run off with Gerard, Joaquin etc when we bump in to them down the supermarket ;D Oh I would run off with Gerard in a heartbeat, even if was married to someone Erm I forgot what else I was going to say now you've got me thinking about Gerard again oh yeah, being able to flirt as much as you like online
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Post by maya on Oct 3, 2006 20:29:18 GMT
My favorite..
I love going out and not having to say where I've been or what I've been doing and what time I should be back.
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Post by maisiepaisie on Oct 3, 2006 20:48:39 GMT
I can keep getting my hair cut/colored without anyone telling me to keep it long and dark.
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Post by maya on Oct 3, 2006 20:50:56 GMT
You no longer worry about falling in the toilet...coz there is no one to leave the seat up.
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Post by veganbikerboy on Oct 3, 2006 21:02:20 GMT
There's more room in the wardrobes, bathroom etc for all your new buys. Complete control over the remote. No toenail clippings round the floor. Whole bed to yourself. No snoring keeping you awake. No wakening up in the night because of foul odours. House easier to keep tidy/clean. those are the exact things i had to put up with from my wife ;D
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Post by veganbikerboy on Oct 3, 2006 21:05:23 GMT
i'm here to defend the tortured males of this world no getting a bollocking for being late home from work no bollocking for going for a swift pint after work i am allowed to socialise with my friends and not just hers no pulling hair out of the plug hole no more shopping centres on a sunday i get sex more often being single ;D
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Post by Juice on Oct 3, 2006 23:35:19 GMT
There's more room in the wardrobes, bathroom etc for all your new buys. Complete control over the remote. No toenail clippings round the floor. Whole bed to yourself. No snoring keeping you awake. No wakening up in the night because of foul odours. House easier to keep tidy/clean. those are the exact things i had to put up with from my wife ;D same here! and that's only the beginning of course.
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Post by enchantress on Oct 4, 2006 1:16:05 GMT
i get sex more often being single ;D Tut tut, Mr. VBB . I pull my own hair out of the plughole *is an angel*.
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Post by Pob on Oct 4, 2006 6:25:00 GMT
There's more room in the wardrobes, bathroom etc for all your new buys. Complete control over the remote. No toenail clippings round the floor. Whole bed to yourself. No snoring keeping you awake. No wakening up in the night because of foul odours. House easier to keep tidy/clean. those are the exact things i had to put up with from my wife ;D Ditto here, too. I am happily unsingle now, though
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Post by tabitha on Oct 4, 2006 11:32:31 GMT
I havent been single since I was 17.
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Post by maya on Oct 4, 2006 15:48:20 GMT
You can do your W.S.S.B. Weird Secret Single behavior. Things you do at home by yourself that nobody is suppose to know about.
Like dance naked in the kitchen while cooking.
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Post by enchantress on Oct 4, 2006 16:01:13 GMT
You have a reduced risk of U.T.I.s .
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