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Post by bobbywomble on May 22, 2006 15:52:38 GMT
wouldnt it be good if someone invented summit usefull for once honestly they can put a man on the moon but cant make a toaster that dont burn toast how difficult can it be i thought it would be good if someone invented the following stuff a non drip petrol pump how difficult would it be to make one it would be nice to fill up without getting covered in petrol let alone the enviromental impact of all them little spillages.. or an ironing machine how come that one hasnt been made take the clothes out of the wash into the ironing machine hey presto wicked pressed flairs and kipper tie.. would only have to polish me medallion to go out wicked idea so come on more ideas people the womble is in the shed inventing weird stuff
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Post by Tiggerwoos on May 22, 2006 15:53:17 GMT
A robot to go to work for me and pose as me!!!
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Post by tabitha on May 22, 2006 16:42:18 GMT
A pill that would make your breasts larger that was vegan and only cost £2.5O buy one get one free and only took 15 minutes to work. Womble *shouts* get working on THAT!
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Post by veggiesosage on May 22, 2006 18:39:27 GMT
A super long distance brain washing ray gun that has the dual function of convincing everyone to go vegan and also not to ban me from their web forums.
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Post by squirrel on May 24, 2006 11:40:18 GMT
Fart absorbing pants, for all those stinky omnis who fart in tescos and run away leaving an invisible gas cloud for me to walk into!
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Post by Tiggerwoos on May 24, 2006 11:50:02 GMT
Fart absorbing pants, for all those stinky omnis who fart in tescos and run away leaving an invisible gas cloud for me to walk into! ROFL........ How true is that! ;D
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Post by maisiepaisie on May 24, 2006 15:05:27 GMT
A self loading dishwasher that can also put the clean dishes away.
A dust extraction machine so I never have to dust again.
A easy vegan weightloss programme that actually works.
A cloning machine so I can clone myself. I always wanted a twin sister.
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Post by maya on Jun 6, 2006 19:01:57 GMT
;D Hahahahaha!!!!!! Thats great!!!! ;D Fart absorbing pants, for all those stinky omnis who fart in tescos and run away leaving an invisible gas cloud for me to walk into!
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Post by rubes on Jun 6, 2006 19:06:29 GMT
Fart absorbing pants, for all those stinky omnis who fart in tescos and run away leaving an invisible gas cloud for me to walk into! Eeww, it is SO disgusting when that happens (especially if you walk into in whilst talking so it goes in your mouth too *Gags*)
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Post by Pob on Jun 6, 2006 19:14:37 GMT
A self loading dishwasher that can also put the clean dishes away. That is like the ultimate in laziness. I remember when I had to wash up by hand You'll want an automatic toilet flusher next. Or how about an automatic bum-wiper (quite important to a vegan given how many logs we drop )
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Post by bobbywomble on Jun 7, 2006 11:22:58 GMT
dont they have auto bog flushers in the service stations on the motorway!!! opps pob you seem to be directing yourself towards mine and ferals vegan poo subject??? is there summit you would like to disclose ? the womble is waiting for a movement
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Post by RedWellies on Jun 7, 2006 14:21:43 GMT
Or how about an automatic bum-wiper My BF's mum has a toilet that washes and dries her bum for her. (She's very arthritic)
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Post by maisiepaisie on Jun 7, 2006 16:43:04 GMT
A self loading dishwasher that can also put the clean dishes away. That is like the ultimate in laziness. I remember when I had to wash up by hand I know. Lazy is my middle name ;D Yep! Those ideas sound good too. Anything to make my life that little bit easier
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Post by tabitha on Jun 7, 2006 17:24:40 GMT
Or how about an automatic bum-wiper My BF's mum has a toilet that washes and dries her bum for her. (She's very arthritic) How handy!
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Post by veggiesosage on Jun 8, 2006 9:32:48 GMT
In Turkey (and maybe other countries in that area) they don't use toilet paper cos the sewage system isn't up to dealing with the volume. All the toilets have a kind of sluice at the back of the pan to rinse your bits off after you've gone!
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Post by bunny on Jun 8, 2006 9:37:15 GMT
When I had just had my second baby (9lb 3oz, came out with her elbow by her head, 'nuff said) they had the most wonderful toilet ever. It ran water while you peed , then afterwards and then hot air to dry you off.... it even had convenient arm rests to squeeze while you silently screamed... it was the most wonderful invention ever... I fell in love on the spot
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Post by fezzarooooo on Jun 8, 2006 10:30:38 GMT
*Gaggs* @ veggie's story
I want one of those loos bunny!
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Post by tabitha on Jun 8, 2006 12:36:35 GMT
You lazy bint Feral! You are perfectly capable of wiping your own a*se
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Post by fezzarooooo on Jun 8, 2006 12:39:46 GMT
DO YOU WANT SMITED GRUMPY TABITHA?!
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Post by tabitha on Jun 8, 2006 12:47:34 GMT
Go ahead.....Make my day!!!!
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