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Post by veganbikerboy on Aug 14, 2006 22:08:18 GMT
vacate my position and allow a democratically elected replacement be installed ;D
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Post by veggiesosage on Aug 14, 2006 22:10:30 GMT
Win the next God election ;D
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Post by veganbikerboy on Aug 14, 2006 22:14:10 GMT
xecute the person impersonating god
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Post by veggiesosage on Aug 14, 2006 22:19:06 GMT
Zaps the pretender with cosmic rays. I can do this still cos true gods are indestructible ;D
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Post by koornzakuntel on Aug 15, 2006 6:55:50 GMT
Accept no argument Banish all dissenters Change my written word retrospectively when I am proven to be wrong Deny doing the above Exterminate EverythingVegan and all who seek its refuge – there is but one god! F – Myself up the - leave the rest to your imagination Gaol all animal rights extremists Hearken not to the pleas of those fools who would rejoin my world I am God Jail all the animal liberators who aren’t from America Koornzakuntel flakes would be compulsory for breakfast Lord it over all my world Moan mightily about people exercising their freedom of speech Never do anything other than eat vegan food and expect this to make all things right Onan would be my companion god for we are very close Passwords would not be unknown to me Quetzalcotl the impostor would be banished too Rescue all animal abusers who have been upset by AR actions Send spies into domains I cannot reach Twitch a lot at the thought of things I cannot control Ummm, I’d take my football home with me if you start winning okay Veganism would be optional and only available to a narrowly defined few Wonder why so many people hate me X-Ray the contents of private messages and read what is personal to others Yell foul at the slightest little thing Zap all at EverythingVegan
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Post by sweetnessandlight on Aug 16, 2006 13:00:01 GMT
LOL that's really funny
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Post by paul on Aug 26, 2006 17:40:53 GMT
ROLFL
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Post by veggiewoman on Nov 7, 2006 10:03:11 GMT
OMG how long did that take you lol. Back to A now I guess
All animals would be safe.
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Post by sluggie on Nov 8, 2006 0:40:24 GMT
Ban the Bomb.
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Post by earthmother on Nov 15, 2006 10:55:34 GMT
Children would be cherished.
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